遲了一個月

有一天，老婆對老公說：「我那個已經遲了一個月了，會不會是懷孕了？」

老公說：「親愛的，先別著急，過幾天我們去看了醫生再說。」

由於他們為了些事太緊張了，結果忘記了交今個月的電費。

第二天，中電的員工打電話來：「小姐，你已經遲了一個月了，請趕快處理掉，不然會讓我們很難做。」

老婆驚叫道：「什麼，我遲一個月連中電都知道了？」

中電員工不屑的說：「這有什麼好奇怪的，現在已經是網路時代啦！我們只要線上一查就知道了，沒有不能說的秘密。」

老婆已經歇斯底里了：「Oh My God！線上就能查到？」

第三天，老公聽了老婆的敘述決定要去中電找他們經理理論

「你們吃飽了太無聊嗎﹖我老婆遲一個月你們也要查，幹什麼？信不信我去找律師告你們。」

中電經理：「請您先別生氣，慢慢聽我說，其實要解決也很簡單啊！只要繳費就可以了。」

老公更生氣了：「幹！還要我給錢！我就是沒錢，怎麼樣？」

中電經理面露難色，心想這顧客可真難對付，「那……那說不得我也只好Cut掉你的……。」

老公這下緊張了：「啊！你要Cut掉我的，那我以後用什麼？」

中電經理安慰道：「你可以用蠟燭代替……」

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